Who is this handsome stranger?

And why is he in my house, wearing a bathrobe and eating cheese...

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An Haytch is:

What does Haytch write?

Mostly poetry, but I do whatever.

And why does Haytch write?

To exorcize the spirits, the plauges, the demons, and of course the horrors and the agonies. Sometimes... if I'm feeling very brave.... I'll be funny.

And what has Haytche written?

I'm so terribly glad you've asked.


I do this instead of school, please validate my choices.